One Thomas Turtle has an extreme fondness for 1 minute bullet/blitz chess. As you can see from his finger notes, he has played close to 130,000 lightning chess games at the internet chess club.
His passive play, as seen in the diagrammed position, gives him close to a lost position a mere 7 moves into the game! He placed his Horse on the e8 square and them played h6 with the Black pieces. This happened in a 3 minute game which I doubt he meant to play. I mean 3 minutes is an eternity for a bullet chess addict.
It became obvious TommyTurtle played this sequence of insipid and thoughtless moves just to keep from losing before his 60 seconds of precious time expired!
He obviously loves the Royal game and hates whining name calling players who are bad sports when they lose to the turtle in blitz chess. The friend of Sally Acorn in the city of Mobotropolis is a very weak player, but a good guy who just wants play without all the unnecessary drama.
Benjamin Lappin writes incisively about the connection between blitz chess addiction and alcohol/meth lethal dependency. He rationally concludes that chess addiction is the "healthiest addiction" in the history of substance dependency and may even prevent the formation of serial killer tendencies by venting homicidal tendencies over our beloved 64 squares.
ReplyDeleteOK chess playing dudes! Trying to catch up with my Alabama partner Tim Bond. This guy was may favorite chill pill back in the day playing in Texas. Want to catch up with the bearded one!!
ReplyDeleteI wanted to visit with him about the good old days in New Orleans when I fucked up Jude Acers really bad on the white side of a Colle System. The French Quarter lover of the Royal Game took my 5 dollars. He continued some kind of banter with who appeared to be a prostitute during our game eventually finding himself in family fork.
He did politely resign but berated me for having no style. When I retorted it did not take any style to whip his ass he almost cried.
I had rough sex with the prostitute who preferred anal to vaginal sex and seemed to know most chess players preferred butt love. She orgasmed so hard that she passed out. Hell that whore should have paid me!!