First Player Begging for Early Exchange of Queens

 There is a significant and growing number of ICC players who grovel, if not beg, for a very early Queen Exchange with THE WHITE PIECES!!!!!! This reminded of the humorous chess columnist named Wilson is Houston Texas USA who wrote extensively about the Idiot's Defense where Black invites a very early exchange of the Ladies. Wilson actually became quite well known in Hungary and remote parts of former Soviet Union with his expositions on viability of such a chicken shit opening.

There is even an idiot's defense accepted and declined variation to make matters even more laughable. The position you see below played in a 3 minute no increment blitz game at ICC shows Bergmann voluntarily weakening his g1-a7 diagonal for no apparent reason other than he is afraid to keep the Queens on the board for reasons unknown to this writer. I guess he is "being true to thyself" but I still find it extremely timid and unmanly. 

So what you see in the above diagrammed position is a moron's defense in reverse. Oh crap, I really can't believe I decided to even write about this!  Much more interesting is writing of Zaq Harrison attempts to relate our beloved Royal Game to never ending conflicts in Israel and Iran and the desperate actions of the Iran revolutionary Guard.