When Promoting a Pawn to a HORSE just gots to be Done

 Drechsler said he was taking into account Trooper Gary Sacco's friendly comportment regarding assailant's emotional duress and instability. 

So what has this got to do with chess in Massachusetts?  Officer Sacco did what most people would do when a pawn reaches the eighth rank. He promoted to the Lady you see on the d1 square in the diagrammed position with her target the mating f1 square! 

Garry probably has the blitzen program setup to automatically promote to a Queen(I know Detroit musician and tournament organizer,Tiger Fan Pete Nixon does), BUT THE underpromotion to a Knight must be around a checkmate in TWO!!  Like old Vic Kortchnoi said, " chessboard is NOT BIG ENOUGHT FOR TWO QUEENS"  So two bitches could only draw against a single bitch(female poker playing twitching Philadelphia girl according to Kraai not available for comment)

Thanks for everything you do for the community of Danvers SIR and we are glad you have the Royal Game as a pastime to blow off the stress and steam you experience serving and protecting our citizens!!!!